Kiss Versus Jesus

	KISS	Jesus
1. Personal	4 Crazy Rockers	1 Religious Icon
2. Clothes	Sparkly Black and Silver Sexy Costumes	Sheets and/or Loin Cloth
3. Footwear	Seven Inch Heel Platform Boots	Sandals
4. Accessories	Guitars and Drumsticks	Crown Of Thorns
5. Mode Of Transport	Tour Buses or Limousines	His Feet, Maybe A Camel
6. Fans	Suburban Rock Dudes and Sleazy Chicks	Lonely Folks With No Friends
7. Musical Tastes	Rock and Roll	Gospel/Contemp.Christian
8. Music Content	Sex and Rock and Roll	Self Glorification
9. Tour Info	Sometimes On Tour In U.S.	Hasn’t Toured In Centuries
10. Amazing Acts	Spitting Blood & Smoking Guitars	Turning Water Into Wine
11. Death Defying Feats	Breathing Fire In Platform Boots	Walking On Water Barefoot
12. Terror Threat	Rock and Roll All Night/Party Every Day	Plans To End The World