Kiss Versus Santa Claus

	KISS	SANTA
1. Personal	4 Crazy Rockers	1 Jolly Fat Elf
2. Clothes	Sparkly Black and Silver Sexy Costumes	XX Large Red Furry Suit
3. Footwear	Seven Inch Heel Platform Boots	Black Snow Boots
4. Accessories	Guitars and Drumsticks	A Mysterious Old Sack
5. Mode Of Transport	Tour Buses or Limousines	Flying Sleigh Pulled By 8 Reindeer
6. Fans	Suburban Rock Dudes and Sleazy Chicks	Children and Reindeers
7. Musical Tastes	Rock and Roll	Jingle Bells
8. Music Content	Sex and Rock and Roll	Jolly Home Invading
9. Tour Info	Sometimes On Tour In U.S.	Tours Only One Night A Year
10. Terror Threat	Rock and Roll All Night/Party Every Day	Be Good Or I Won’t Visit You